Articles in the category Social Humor

2017 World’s Ugliest Dog Winners Look Like Mutants

First of all, can I just say having an “ugliest dog contest” in the first place is kind of mean. I know, in theory, the dogs have no idea what is going on, but still. What if you were special needs and I entered YOU in such a contest, you wouldn’t necessarily know but that […]

Zola the Gorilla Has Some SICK Dance Moves

This is one of those moments when you look at an animal and realize that somehow, it is cooler than you. Zola, a gorilla from the Dallas Zoo seems to have a rather strong affinity for the art of dance. Now granted, she is not the most graceful and I don’t think I would wanna […]

A Constipated Man Just Had 28 Pounds of Sh*t Surgically Removed

So you think your neighbor Dinkleberg is full of Sh*t? He’s got nothing on a 22 year old Chinese man who just went before surgeons to have 28 pounds of constipated feces removed from his body. To give you a better example of that size, a pug weighs LESS than that. A medium sized bowling […]

Spinning “Go Kart Kid” Becomes Internet Sensation

All it took was a video surfacing on YouTube recently that showed a kid reaching the exit line of a go kart race in extreme style, spinning like a madman the whole time (you can even see the guy working cracking up and not knowing what to make of it). Here is said vid: As […]

A Car Thief Gets Car Stolen TWICE, World Laughs in Unison

Karma is defined as the sum of a person’s actions in this and previous states of existence, viewed as deciding their fate in future existences. In simpler terms, do bad stuff and bad stuff will happen to you. And for people who think karma isn’t real, one car thief learned a rather glaring lesson in karma […]

Elephant Blocks Traffic So It Can Master Its Soccer Skills

Nothing is worse than a commute into work. Granted, I wouldn’t know what that is like now because I chose the awesome life of a freelance writer. Hell, I rarely have to even have to take off my robe. But I have heard a commute to your soul-sucking job can be exhasuting. So imagine your […]

Truck Smashes Into Building Called “AnalTech”, Awful Smells Emerge (For Real)

Before any other facts are doled out here, we do want to  make one thing abundantly clear. AnalTech is the shortened name of the business Analytical Technology based out of Delaware. Whereas normally, a small truck smashing into a building with no fatalities is not news, what you need to understand here is the irony […]